January 2012
10 posts
Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 16th
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It's watching me type....
That thing has been there for almost a week. The figure in the window. It looks featureless, only skin on a human frame, and it’s pressing itself against the glass somehow. I don’t know how it got there, and I don’t know how to get rid of it.  At first I thought it was a prank, or a doll or mannequin that some jerks put there to scare me. But I realised as I walked out of my...
Jan 5th
Jan 5th
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Jan 3rd
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reblog this post if i have permission to invade...
hidingurlfromsister: charliesfacinations: keepcalmandlovejoshhutcherson: klainetothefuture: just-an0ther-excus3: maydayhenderson: knights-little-liar: bommie-anon: Pleeaase do(: HIGHLY ENCOURAGED DEFINITELY. No one loves me on here anymore ): come oonnnn give the weird kid some love :] I always reblog this but never put anything in the persons ask box i reblogged it...
Jan 3rd
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Swimmin' in mainstream I don't wanna be stuck...
So a bunch of people have been asking me about me and my father. It can basically be summed up with the lyrics from this song. Song is abit depressing, but hey, thats life right? Sarcastica Out :D I’m Still Here - John Rzeznik I am a question to the world Not an answer to be heard Or a moment that’s held in your arms And what do you think you’d ever say I won’t listen...
Jan 2nd
December 2011
25 posts
Forbidden Fruit? - I'm like, can I get a bite of...
Whats happening my crazy-ass followers?! :D Elusive Sarcastica is here to bring you a random update on random stuff! I’m going to a zoo tomorrow! Why? Who knows! The important thing is that I am. I am off to Bali relatively soonish, as in 4 - 5 days, so thats gonna be interesting. Soon after that, its my lovely girlfriends birthday, so I have to come up with some special surprise for her :D!...
Dec 29th
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 20th
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The sky isn't falling, its just angels commiting...
Wow, just about every post I put down mentions how I’m going to put more posts up more regularly and as always I got nothing up. What a drag…. I got a bunch of new followers though, ones I never even knew about, I just had a look earlier. Hello Ladies, Gentlemen and or others. You’ll find this is an irregularly updated blog about everything and nothing :D Feel free to ask many...
Dec 18th
Dec 18th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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REBLOG if you follow back ♥
br0kenwaters: At First, you’ll be like this. ^ Then in like an hour you’ll be like this screaming, ” I GOT FOLLOWERS!”
Dec 15th
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One uses big words to confuse the idiot. . .
Title has nothing to do with the actual post I suppose, its just good advice if your ever trying to confuse someone of a more vulnerable or lesser intelligence. So, randomly chilling in my house, being all derp. Not much to do as I wait for the hours to pass where I will begin work again. So yeah, I suppose thats new, I have a job, pretty much full time. Currently its website work, occasionally...
Dec 13th
Sarcastica Here :D
Aha! To be astounded, an army of assholes, and association armed with an arsenal of ambiguously adult antics. This antiquated armada, more mere attack force, is an astounding assembly of articulate aristocrats. Assuming the collective affliction has not abruptly atrophied, another day of ardent internet argument arises. Under the ambiguous aegis of anonymity all annoying assertions maybe be...
Dec 11th
Anonymous asked: What video game raised you?
Dec 11th
The Pseudological Fantastica of the Elusive...
Ladies, Gentlemen, Lurkers, Anons and Femanons, I believe that will make an excellent new blog title! I should probably go back to updating this at least once a week to keep it less redundant. Anyway, I’ll put something massive up later tonight, as I am off to go on a boat to an undetermined location! If I do not return… Post a long long message about how awesome I was, Thanks :D
Dec 10th
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November 2011
8 posts
Nov 24th
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UPDATE!!! *Stars Intro Music*.......
Ok, Update/First post in ages!!!! So there was a mass edit of most of the previous posts, meaning I’ve deleted about 200 of them :D We are startin’ afresh! School life over, big wide world, here I come! HOOAH!! So, I’m cleaning out my room, getting rid of all that stuff I no longer need/want. It’s a long and slow process thats allowed me to procrastinate enough to type...
Nov 21st
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Nov 15th
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Anonymous asked: You're girlfriend is seriously immature and quite slutty. In all seriousness, why are you with her?
Nov 14th
Go to your music library and type in each word...
captain-casanova: Happy - Mudvayne - Happy? Sad - nil Love - OutKast - Hey Ya (???) Hate -  Three Days Grace - I Hate Everything About You Light - nil Dark - nil Good - Gorillaz - Feel Good Inc. Bad - nil Smile - Minecraft Soundtrack - Smile Cry - nil Girl - nil Boy - nil I need more music.  Happy - Happy in my Hoody - Bliss N Eso  Sad - Zero - Smashing Pumpkins  Love...
Nov 8th
Nov 7th
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Nov 3rd
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October 2011
2 posts
REBLOG IF YOU LIVE IN AUSTRALIA AND RIDE YOUR...
Oct 15th
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R.I.P Steve Jobs
Apple’s former CEO finally out for the count. Shame, I actually thought he had some great ideas.
Oct 5th
September 2011
4 posts
Most creative insult I've been given in a few...
what the fuck is that evil chimpfucking ugly ass motherfucking bastard your going out with? your such a pretty girl and your going out with what looks like ma moombawoomba tribe leader with a pigme face! the guy actually says he wants to be a jedi?! you should have better standards than that you could do alot better? where did you get him? an abandoned servo in the outback 2000 miles from...
Sep 23rd
Sep 20th
Ta Da?!
(¯`v´¯) .`·.¸.·´♥ ♥  ¸.·´.·´¨) ¸.·¨) ♥ (¸.·´(¸.·´ (¸.·… ♥
Sep 19th
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August 2011
1 post
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Trolling is a art
8errard: I’ve experienced a couple of these, actually. Done correctly
Aug 17th
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