The Pseudological Fantastica of Elusive Sarcastica
Forbidden Fruit? - I’m like, can I get a bite of that?

Whats happening my crazy-ass followers?! :D

Elusive Sarcastica is here to bring you a random update on random stuff!

I’m going to a zoo tomorrow! Why? Who knows! The important thing is that I am.

I am off to Bali relatively soonish, as in 4 - 5 days, so thats gonna be interesting.

Soon after that, its my lovely girlfriends birthday, so I have to come up with some special surprise for her :D!

After that, I am making a grand and mysterious journey up north for a half an hour or so and I will be visiting the illustrious dancing Princess!
WHOM WILL FINALLY GIVE ME MY HARMONICA PROMISED ALMOST TWO YEARS AGO!!!!!!!

Which shall be awesome :D hopefully, I think so, it should be… anyway :D

I’m in a fantastica mood, its nice and breezey, the sun is down for the night, the air is warm, but not hot. Its a brilliant night!


My only gripe is a twitch I have developed in my right eye, Apparently its from a lack of sleep and my body is having a go at me… Either way its real bloody annoying..

Thats about it all :D

Stay tuned for the next exciting update :)!